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What do you get if you stuff from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

What do you do if your computer from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

What do computer experts do at weekendsGo from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

What did the mouse say to the from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

What did one mouse say to the from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

What did one keyboard say to the from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you're not my type.

Want to buy a pocket computerNo thanks from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.

This computer you charged me L for from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

Teacher Shall I put the school computer from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

Teacher Look at the state of the from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.

Pupil In other schools pupils get a from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.

Mum Mum Dads broken my computerHow did from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

Ive been sitting at this computer for from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

Ive been on my computer all nightDont from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

How do you stop your laptop batteries from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

Helpline Ive just pushed a piece of from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

Customer I think Ive got a bug from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

Computer helplineEverytime I log onto the seven from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....